Hi. Long time eh? fuck you. I wanna talk about mrng. cause hes too short he cant see the world. he bloody mood swings. scold us for some shitty ass reasons then suddenly ask ' after Nationals wan barbeque'? we were like wtf. then say see first. then he died. car crash him. then superman suddenly revive him. fuck superman go save batman.
I have so many questions to ask. here i go.
Why does benjamin cover his nipples? Why does dog chase cats? Is it because Dogs are like males things and Cats are woman's? i dunno. Why does Michael jackson went to surgery? Probably following SNSD. who knows? Why is Mr Ng short? Why is Voldermort Bald? What does Noel do to get 6 pacs? Why doesn't Superman kill Batman? After all , isnt he bat?
I dunno but thresalot of questions. Fuck them all. cant write all here.
So imma tell u why MichaelJackson dies.
Michael Jackson was in a concert performing his shit. Lord Voldermort came to see. of course he was using the weirdo cape. voldermort shouted like a pussy. literally. so Michael was performing and suddenly saw voldermort's nose. he was attracted to his nose. he wanted it. he went for several surgeries but failed. then a few months later he find voldermort. he wanted to rape his nose and lick the bald head. but voldermort saw and said , '' hello there. i see u wan to rape me. show me a moonwalk u dumb noob.'' so Micheal did. then voldermort was disappointed cause micahel was doing sun walk. so he took out his wand. AVADAKADAVRA! Michael dead. then voldermort brought him to the doctor saying he is overdosed. he have heart attack.
And that's how it happened.
AND BTW BEN , Ur a Pussy. and a gay.
bye
my night has become a sunny dawn because of you//; 11:17 PM
the handsome guy
name: hairil but u can call me James Bond
age: younger than jesus
location: anywhere is USA